Out with Chat Control, in with BNSMS: BootyNet’s Answer to insecure texting

WHANGANUI, NEW ZEALAND – Today, BootyNet was informed that Chat Control 1.0 passed in the EU. As a global telco available in all 195 countries, we were naturally informed immediately.

The first SMS was sent over the Vodafone GSM network in the UK on the 3rd of December 1992, and it has been left largely untouched since. That ends now. As the world’s first 6G carrier, BootyNet finally has the infrastructure to retire a 34-year-old plaintext protocol, bringing decades of overdue improvement to your phone in days, not years.

BootyNet will never collect, read, or sell any SMS messages, record calls without you knowing, or track you at all. This is our promise, and it’s just one of many.

To fully switch to BNSMS, we’re retiring the outdated plaintext SMS protocol entirely and replacing it network-wide, by default, for every message you send.

SMS, the end of talking to people, is now more secure than ever.

Stay safe, secure, and happy with BootyNet.

Thank you for using BootyNet™

More updates are coming soon.