Legal Information & Disclaimers
Nature of Content
BootyNews is a satirical publication operated by BootyNet. All articles, headlines, quotes, and stories published on this website are fictional and intended for entertainment purposes only. They do not represent factual reporting or real events. Nothing on this website constitutes genuine journalism.
Personnel
Any journalists, editors, contributors, or staff named on this website are fictional. Any resemblance to real individuals is coincidental and, frankly, a little concerning.
Sources
All quotes attributed to individuals or organisations on this website are fabricated. BootyNews does not conduct real interviews. Any resemblance to actual statements made by real people is coincidental.
Analytics
This site uses anonymized analytics (Umami) to understand traffic patterns by country. IP addresses are never stored; they’re used momentarily to determine general location, then discarded. Standard server logs (used for security and troubleshooting) may retain IP addresses for up to 8 weeks. These logs are not used for analytics or marketing.
Contact
For legal enquiries, please contact our legal team at [email protected].